Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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