I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I understand Curling. That high.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
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