with your own penis?
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
It's just like the Real World with babies
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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