Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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