how can u be prego again
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
