Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I touched a dick in church today
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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