so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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