what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
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