the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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