Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
