Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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