I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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