I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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