can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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