Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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