I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
