What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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