the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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