Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
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