She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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