bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
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