Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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