I can text with my tongue
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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