So many bounce houses so little time
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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