I heard we made out
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
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