And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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