is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Randomize
