If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
3pm strippers are depressing
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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