I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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