It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I currently don't understand fingers.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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