i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
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