We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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