yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
