Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I want a musical about memes.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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