Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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