someone owes me an orgasm
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
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