Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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