Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
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