homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
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