They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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