Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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