You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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