they need to just BURY HIM!
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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