Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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