and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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