I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
we're making bets on your personal life
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Randomize
