You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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