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After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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