I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
It was like getting head from an anaconda
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Randomize
