You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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