Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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