"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
two words...techno handjob
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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