i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Randomize