Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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