Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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