You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
im holly from the hills drunk
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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